Mock Headlines edition #2 – NFL

As we finish the second week of our blogging experience we have to ask ourselves, how long can we go before we run out of things to write about?  Considering that we still haven’t covered the National Spelling Bee, the Worlds Strongest Man Competition, and Roller Derby, the answer is “forever”!  As the Two Nates we are proud to present to you the second installment of “Mock Headlines”.  This week, we chose to pick on NFL teams.  WARNING – These articles are not true.  If they induce you into a deep level of depression or a high mountain top spirit of joyfulness, it is only a figment of your imagination. 

Team

Story

Headline

Buffalo Bills

Buffalo players get their postseason bonuses

Payin’ the Bills

Miami Dolphins

Dolphins on the verge of missing playoffs

Endangered Dolphin

New England Patriots

Patriots draft Knoshawn Moreno out of UGA

Pat the Dog

New York Jets

Jets running back sets rushing record

Jet Fuel

Baltimore Ravens

Ravens defense tops in the league

That’s So Ravens

Cleveland Browns

Charlie Batch signs with team

You’re a Backup Charlie Brown

Cincinnati Bengals

Half of Bengals team suffering from muscle strains

Bengay for the Bengals

Pittsburgh Steelers

Steelers hire Dan Reeves as head coach

Steeler Dan

Houston Texans

Houston loses last game of regular season to complete defeated season against the NY Giants

Houston, we have a Giant problem

Indianapolis Colts

Colts speedy defense sets record for sacks in a game

Colt of Lightning

Jacksonville Jaguars

Homeless Jacksonville man makes Jaguar roster as walk-on

From Rags to Jag

Tennessee Titans

Titans shock the Cowboys in the Super Bowl

Titanic Defeat

Denver Broncos

Broncos off to best start in franchise history

Out of the Chute

Kansas City Chiefs

Chief team meets with President in celebration of Super Bowl win

Hail to the Chief

Oakland Raiders

Raiders to move to Little Rock

Raiders of the Lost Ark

San Diego Chargers

Philip Rivers hits Antonio Gates for 86 yard pass to win AFC Championship

Electric Connection

Dallas Cowboys

Cowboys rebound from tough loss to clinch division

Cowboy Up

New York Giants

Eli Manning has 3rd concussion in one season

Giant-sized headache

Philadelphia Eagles

Lovie Smith quits as head coach of Bears – becomes head coach of Eagles after Andy Reid fired.

City of Brotherly Lovie

Washington Redskins

Chiefs and Redskins square off in NFC-AFC regular season battle

Battle of the Tribes

Chicago Bears

Bears start off regular season 0-6

Hibernation Sickness

Detroit Lions

Lions trade for Daniel Manning from the Bears

Daniel in the Lions den

Green Bay Packers

100 degree temperatures at Lambeau

Pack-in Heat

Minnesota Vikings

Charlie Weis becomes head coach of Vikings

Charlie-Norse

Atlanta Falcons

Rookie QB Matt Ryan has record first season.

One Talon-ted Falcon

New Orleans Saints

Reggie Bush gets all-time record for yards rushing

A Saint goes Marching into history

Tampa Bay Bucs

Bucs defeat Broncos in the Super Bowl

“Buccing the Broncos”

Carolina Panthers

Jason Taylor demands to be traded to Carolina Panthers

Carolina on My Mind

Arizona Cardinals

Edgerrin James suspended for testing positive on steroids

Cardinal Sin

St. Louis Rams

Joe Horn signs with Rams

Ram the Horn

SF 49ers

49ers fall out of playoff hunt

86ing the 49ers

Seattle Seahawks

Peerless Price signs with Seahawks

Peerless in Seattle

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