Possible Fan Promotions

Which each baseball season comes a new wave of fan promotions.  The first 10,000 fans get a t-shirt.  The first 10,000 fans get a magnetic schedule.  The first 10,000 fans get some hideously grotesque doll with an oversized bobbling head.  You know, stuff like that.

Well, times are changing and teams are having to get a little more creative in their promotions.  So I thought I’d help them out with a few suggestions.  Enjoy.

1.  The first 10,000 fans get a gallon of gas

2.  The first 10,000 fans get an “Anyone But the Yankees” sticker

3.  The first 10,000 fans get a free meeting with a financial planner to help discuss their meal purchase at the stadium

4.  The first 10,000 Seattle fans get a hug

5.  The first 10,000 Braves fans get an autographed copy of the Disabled List

6.  The first 10,000 Cubs fans get a tip on where Steve Bartman is hiding.

7.  The first 10,000 Yankees fans get the TV listings for their games next year since no one will be able to afford to pay for a ticket in their new stadium.

8.  The first 10,000 Angels get a state map to show where their team is actually located.

Just a few ideas.  What would you all suggest for some of the other teams?

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One Response to “Possible Fan Promotions”

  1. For the Oklahoma City Whatevers: the first 10,000 fans get to stab a fan from Seattle in the back, just like their owner did.

    For the Atlanta Hawks: the first 10,000 fans get one complementary punch in the face from the Atlanta Spirit Ownership group.

    For all Philadelphia fans, regardless of sport: first 10,000 fans get a “get-out-of-stadium-holding-cell-free” cards.

    For Cincinnati Bengals fans: the first 10,000 fans with more felonies on their criminal record than the average Bengals player get a non-guaranteed contract.

    For Minnesota Stars fans: the first 10,000 to show up at the old stadium get a free ticket to Dallas to help kidnap the team and bring it back home.

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