Chan Ho’s Revenge
Forget Montezuma. Chan Ho Park, pitcher for the New York Yankees, has made a new name for himself. I’d like to propose that at Yankee Stadium, they announce Chan Ho Park on the loud speakers as Chan Ho “the runs” Park. Just last week, Chan Ho Park was interviewed in the locker room after a terrible performance on the mound. The media wanted to know why he pitched so poorly, and he gave them much more than they probably wanted to hear. Was it the weather? No. Was it the crowd? Most definitely not. Was it something he ate? Probably. Do you remember the old rhyme, “When you’re driving in a Chevy and you’re feelin’ somethin’ heavy”?