The Seattle SuperSonics are now the Oklahoma City Thunder. The team went from being a scientific definition to a weather element. In a way it actually makes sense. Because now if fans start counting how many seconds it takes for the Thunder to score after their opponent does, it will help them determine how close they are to being a winning team.
Angels pitcher Jared Weaver cut his fingers while sitting down on the dugout bench, and he may have to miss his next start as a result. That’s a weird way to get injured, but it’s not quite up to the level of Sammy Sosa’s costly sneeze, Kevin Brown introducing his pitching hand to the wall, and me pulling a muscle while studying.
The last time the Braves had a meaningless September was when Zack and Kelly had to have their own prom outside the school gym. That was about a year before she dumped Zack for that “Fratboy babe stealer.”
Apparently Tatum Bell stole Rudi Johnson’s luggage after he was cut from the team. What is this, junior high? Rumor has it Bell resorted to the five fingered discount after his plan to dip Johnson’s fingers in warm water while he slept fell through.
It’s becoming more and more common for athletes to give a statement over text. Does that mean we’re going to see an increase in quotes along the lines of “OMG, I need an MRI. TTYL!”
I just did some simple math and discovered that A-Rod makes $19,204 per inning. Coincidentally, that’s how much it will cost to go see a game at the new Yankee Stadium.
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